Thursday, December 28, 2017

They're Laughing At Us, Not With Us




Dimwit Donald "Rump" Trump's dimwit Ambassador to the United Nations and the pride of South Carolina's edumacational system, Nikki Haley (whose prior international experience consisted of sampling the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity offerings at Charleston's International House of Pancakes), followed up her asinine "taking names" warning with ... being pranked by a couple of Russian comedians, one posing as the Polish prime minister. Do we laugh or cry?

One of the lowlights:
The pranksters also managed to convince Haley that a nonexistent island called Binomo was recently targeted by Russia during its nonexistent elections. 
“You know Binomo?” the comedians asked. 
“Yes, yes,” Haley said. 
“They had elections and we suppose Russians had its intervention,” they replied. 
“Yes, of course they did, absolutely,” Haley said before offering to “find out exactly what our stance is on that, and what if anything the U.S. is doing or thinks should be done and I will report back to you on that as well.” 
“We’re supposed to have White House meetings on all issues with the South China Sea coming forward, so I think we’ll have more answers at that time,” Haley added.
"Binomo."  We believe that borders on "Dumbassistan."

Here's the full recording so you can hear the credulous ignoramus in full:



Somewhere, Madeleine Albright just plotzed, and Adlai Stevenson and Daniel Patrick Moynihan are rotating in their graves.

(Photo: That steely look of resolve. That stinkeye directed at friend and foe alike. That wind whistling through her ears. Takin' names! That's Winning!)