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Far be it for us to speculate about what's going on in anyone's relationship, but this is about the Very Stable Genius and his wife, so let's take a quick dive:
Stormy Weather
You know, the recent revelations that the Very Stable Genius started an affair with porn star Stormy Daniels when Melania had given birth only 4 months earlier, then paid Daniels $130,000 to keep quiet about it in 2016. After which,
Anniversaries Are For Losers
On the anniversary of the Very Stable Genius' inauguration, Melania tweeted out a picture of herself and a strapping Marine escorting her -- but no mention or picture of the Very Stable Genius.
The happy couple then spent their 13th wedding anniversary on January 22 apart. And,
Skipping Davos
First lady Melania Trump, in a change of plans, will not be joining President Donald Trump on his trip to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, later this week.All of which leads us to counsel: "Run, Melania, run as fast and far as you can!"
(Gif: "The Hand Swat")
