The unfolding scandal involving disgraced former White (Supremacist) House Presidential assistant and wife beater Rob "Sucker Punch" Porter and compromised Chief of Staff John Kelly reflects both the low standards of the White (Supremacist) House and the deceitful way in which Kelly has handled this circus. Today, in a photo op in the Oval Office, misogynist and female genital grabber Donald "Rump" Trump bungled a response to a question about Porter's behavior:
"It’s obviously a tough time for him. He did a good job when he was in the White House, and we hope he has a wonderful career....He says he’s innocent. You have to remember that. He said very strongly yesterday that he’s innocent.”Nothing about the two former wives of Porter who have come forward to accuse him of physical and verbal abuse, while siding with the abuser. Very Trumpian, as we've seen in multiple cases (child molester Roy Moore, for one). There's also a pattern of domestic abuse among Rump's staff. As a further complication, Rump's Communications Director and Porter's girlfriend Hope "I'm Not Indicted" Hicks is getting some of the blame for the initial, misleading statement on Porter that she drafted, that Rump believes was influenced by her romantic relationship. Popcorn, anyone?
The reason President P*ssygrabber is so sensitive to the feelings of Sucker Punch Porter is that, well, he's been there before, abusing women his entire adult life. His first wife, Ivana, once used "rape" to describe an incident during their marriage. He's rightfully been on the receiving end of credible charges of abuse, so he's naturally going to side with his abusing brethren.
UPDATE: David Sorenson, a speechwriter for Rump has been fired amid allegations of spousal abuse. Rump will have to trot out another "he says he's innocent" statement soon....
UPDATE II:
Hell of a chyron. pic.twitter.com/lUGp5zMOu1— Brad Reed (@bwreed) February 9, 2018
Women, please burn this all down in November.— Oliver Griswold (@originalgriz) February 9, 2018
UPDATE III: Rump's flapping his yap about "due process" for his wife- beating staff. That's not something he has been known for championing in the past.