Oh, The Putrid Irony!

Noted serial sexual assaulter, p*ssy- grabber, porn star fornicator, ad nauseam Donald "Rump" Trump has officially jumped the shark.  To get the sick, clueless irony, here are the key passages from a very sincere Proclamation issued yesterday (our emphasis & annotations):

President Donald J. Trump Proclaims April 2018 as National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month [Gag. Vomit.]

During National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, we remain steadfast in our efforts to stop crimes of sexual violence, provide care for victims, enforce the law, prosecute offenders, and raise awareness about the many forms of sexual assault. We must continue our work to eliminate sexual assault from our society and promote safe relationships, homes, and communities. ["Starting with me, President Spanky," he didn't say.]

Sexual assault crimes remain tragically common in our society, and offenders too often evade accountability. These heinous crimes are committed indiscriminately: in intimate relationships, in public spaces, and in the workplace. [eg., by President Spanky]

We must respond to sexual assault by identifying and holding perpetrators accountable. Too often, however, the victims of assault remain silent. They may fear retribution from their offender, lack faith in the justice system, or have difficulty confronting the pain associated with the traumatic experience. [Perhaps some hush money can do the trick, or a threat of violence.] My Administration is committed to raising awareness about sexual assault and to empowering victims to identify perpetrators so that they can be held accountable. We must make it as easy as possible for those who have suffered from sexual assault to alert the authorities and to speak about the experience with their family and friends. [Or they could, for example, sell their story exclusively to The National Enquirer and watch it get buried.]

When victims seek help, responses must be carefully tailored to the context in which the sexual assault occurred and the unique needs of each victim. To better assist victims, the Department of Justice’s Office on Violence Against Women has developed the Sexual Assault Victim Intervention Services Technical Assistance Center (SAVIS TAC). This new resource will help community officials and organizations appropriately respond to sexual assault by expanding their understanding of the type of support likely to be effective in each unique circumstance. Participants in the SAVIS TAC initiative will use available funds to provide intensive training and resources to service providers. With these resources, service providers, including rape crisis centers and other sexual assault and domestic violence organizations can build organizational and staff capacity for providing comprehensive sexual assault victim intervention services. [Need to set up a large special corps to support responses regarding the actions of President Spanky, a.k.a David Dennison]

Together, during Sexual Assault Awareness Month, we recommit ourselves to doing our part to help stop sexual violence. We must not be afraid to talk about sexual assualt and sexual assult prevention with our loved ones, in our communities, and with those who have experienced these tragedies. We must encourage victims to report sexual assault and law enforcement to hold offenders accountable, and we must support victims and survivors unremmittingly. [Send reports to Michael Avenatti, c/o Stormy Daniels] Through a concerted effort to better educate ourselves, empower victims, and punish criminals, our Nation will move closer to ending the grief, fear, and suffering caused by sexual assult[sic]. The prevention of sexual violence is everyone’s concern. [Except for President Spanky, who has been above the law up to now.]

You feel like you stepped through the looking glass with Alice? Us, too.

(Photo:  President Spanky -- "Did you bring the magazine with my picture on the cover?")