Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Willard Romney, Ever The Charlatan



It's campaign season for 2018, and human replica and "corporations are people" theorist Willard "Mittens" Romney has discovered a position that he can disingenuously run on: tougher on immigration than bigot and xenophobe Donald "Rump" Trump.

Speaking at an event in his adopted state of Massachusetts Colorado California Michigan Utah, Mittens slipped on his tough guy pants and declared:
"I’m also more of a hawk on immigration than even the president. My view was these DACA kids shouldn’t all be allowed to stay in the country legally."
Clearly, "self-deportation" fan Mittens has re-activated that bigoted political sensory chip, stuck a wet digit in the air, and decided to go full xenophobe on the Dreamers, that is until he makes another run for President and decides he needs "the Hispanics." Let's hope between now and then that Mittens doesn't suggest transporting them out in car top carriers. That's for dogs.

(photo: Back at you, Willard!)