Vanessa Trump, the wife of greasy, treasonous Russia collaborator and great white hunter Donald Trump, Jr., filed for divorce today in Manhattan Supreme Court. The papers filed indicate that the divorce is uncontested, meaning they've initially worked out some arrangement in terms of child support and property. Junior's extensive travel recently and his obnoxious, taunting tweets have apparently caused a rift in the relationship, along with Ms. Trump's desire for privacy.
Perhaps Junior's wife will make it easier for Cadet Bone Spurs' wife to exit. She never signed on to the run for the Presidency, loved her gilded New York City life, and is humiliated by her vile husband's affairs and scandals. Also, it was pretty clear from the inauguration who her husband treasured most, glancing quickly at her and then past her at his complicit, grinning daughter, causing the frown seen around the world:
Maybe Vanessa's lawyer will give you a discount.
UPDATE: Looks serious. Vanessa's lawyer turns out to be a criminal defense lawyer. Junior's on notice.
(top photo: Getty Images. She looks thrilled to be next to the little skunk, no?)
