Today was the traditional Easter festivities and egg roll at the White (Supremacist) House, presided over by degenerate adulterer and demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump and his sorry spouse. As he is wont to do, Rump made it all about himself to the bewildered children who were there for the colored eggs and candy, speaking to them from the South Portico balcony and channeling Mussolini:
"Our military is now at a level, will soon be at a level it has never been before. So many military people are with us today. So just think of $700 billion, because that's all going into our military this year.”Here's the pic of military genius Cadet Bone Spurs yapping incoherently to the unimpressed kids about how much he's spending on the military:
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| screen cap, CBS News |
Thought balloons:
Mrs. Rump: (What if he falls off the balcony after a quick nudge? #%@$#@ unprotected sex with Stormy and Karen.....grrrrrrrr, goodbye pre-nup!)
Easter Bunny: (Just because I'm his second son Eric doesn't mean I should play the bunny.... I wonder if these glasses make me look smart? Uh oh, I think I just made a doody...)
