"Evil Forrest Gump" QOTD

“It’s like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump. He can’t help himself. He’s just a f**king idiot who thinks he’s winning when people are b*tching about him. He really does see the world as ratings and attention. I hate Forrest Gump...If we’re going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker,” --  An anonymous Rethuglican Congressman expressing his inner thoughts to pompous far right-wing poo-flinger Erik "Erik Etc." Erikson on a day when Squeaker of the House Paul "Lyin'" Ryan declines to run for reelection and Rethugs are heading for the hills, or K Street.