"He's Not 5 Minutes Loyal"

Stephen Colbert's opening monologue last night covered the impending talks between Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un and unfit incompetent Donald "Rump" Trump ("let's get ready to bumble!"), and speculation over Rump fixer Michael "Clown Roy Cohn" Cohen ("man who's definitely seen the Trump sex tape") flipping on his boss pretty quickly. Classic Colbert.