This afternoon, malignant narcissist Donald "Rump" Trump had his little (and it was little) event at the White (Supremacist) House that was supposed to be a photo op with the NFL Champion Philadelphia Eagles. When that blew up due to lack of interest on the Eagles' part, the moron decided to stage a grand patriotic show billed as a "Celebration of America." Embarrassment ensued.
Trump unable to remember words to "God Bless America" at replacement event he commissioned to prove his patriotism: https://t.co/LrMPaCEnen pic.twitter.com/oCcWMX9g39— Deadspin (@Deadspin) June 5, 2018
Also,
Do all Eagles fans wear business suits? pic.twitter.com/3si36WMOpf— Dana Milbank (@Milbank) June 5, 2018
the event was literally 5 mins long. so awkward https://t.co/oGrBLZZPc1— Jeff Lewis (@ChicagoPhotoSho) June 5, 2018
More snickering at the link above.
BONUS: Andy Borowitz reports that Special Counsel Mueller's having his own Eagle party. Bwahaha.
BONUS: Andy Borowitz reports that Special Counsel Mueller's having his own Eagle party. Bwahaha.
Dammint "He Who Lost Popular Vote" just save face. Fall on your sword already & have a real celebration for America.
ReplyDeleteThe Eagles have integrity and self respect, something Trump lacks. Not only did the team never take a knee during the season, they were portrayed by FOX as kneeling during the anthem, when in fact the photo was of them praying before the anthem was played. FOX has apologized for the “error” which wasn't an error, but deliberately played and insinuated as the team protesting. It's pathetic.
ReplyDeleteAnd Trump claimed the Eagles were playing politics. I rolled my eyes so hard I could see the roots of my hair.
FM - we'll even provide the sword!
ReplyDeletedonnah - the Eagles are also a particularly socially conscious team and ownership, which makes them very much the anti-Trump. The ugliness of Trump and his ass kissers at Fox trying to make them into un-American villains is spectacularly ironic, isn't it?!