This afternoon, malignant narcissist Donald "Rump" Trump had his little (and it was little) event at the White (Supremacist) House that was supposed to be a photo op with the NFL Champion Philadelphia Eagles. When that blew up due to lack of interest on the Eagles' part, the moron decided to stage a grand patriotic show billed as a "Celebration of America." Embarrassment ensued.
Trump unable to remember words to "God Bless America" at replacement event he commissioned to prove his patriotism: https://t.co/LrMPaCEnen pic.twitter.com/oCcWMX9g39— Deadspin (@Deadspin) June 5, 2018
Also,
Do all Eagles fans wear business suits? pic.twitter.com/3si36WMOpf— Dana Milbank (@Milbank) June 5, 2018
the event was literally 5 mins long. so awkward https://t.co/oGrBLZZPc1— Jeff Lewis (@ChicagoPhotoSho) June 5, 2018
More snickering at the link above.
BONUS: Andy Borowitz reports that Special Counsel Mueller's having his own Eagle party. Bwahaha.
BONUS: Andy Borowitz reports that Special Counsel Mueller's having his own Eagle party. Bwahaha.
