Graham: I'll Tell Trump About Kavanaugh Delay

The Senate Judiciary Committee voted to report out the SCOTUS nomination of drunken party assaulter and raging butthead Brett "KavaNut" Kavanaugh, with the stipulation by weak-kneed Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Arizonastan) that an investigation into sexual misconduct allegations on KavaNut be done before the full Senate vote. Man with a collection of antebellum petticoats and Trump suck-up Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry" Graham chatted with reporters after the vote, describing his next task, lubing up to tell the news of the delay to his boss, sociopath and sexual predator Donald "Rump" Trump:



Heh heh. Get the kneepads ready, Sen. Sugarpants!