Monday, October 15, 2018

BREAKING: Saudis Will Admit To Killing Khashoggi


CNN is reporting that the Saudi regime is preparing a "report" that will acknowledge that Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi died in their Istanbul consulate two weeks ago as a result of an interrogation gone wrong in a rogue operation. Earlier today, despot-worshiping buffoon Donald "Rump" Trump tweeted that he'd spoken to the Saudi King, who "strongly" denied the allegations that Khashoggi was killed by them. Fool me once, and all that. Rump also floated an asinine theory that "rogue killers" had murdered Khashoggi, which doesn't explain how 15 rogue killers strolled into the consulate, killed the journalist, dismembered his body, strolled out and disposed of it under the eyes of Saudi officials who continued to deny anything of the sort happened. Further, the Turks had the identities of the 15 Saudis, all of whom worked for the Saudi regime, including an autopsy expert.

Turkish police entered the consulate today and begun a forensic investigation, which may explain why the Saudis had to release a new cover story. The Turkish authorities have stated that they had audio and video evidence that Khashoggi had been murdered inside the consulate. In their search, they may have also found physical evidence. The Saudis, and particularly their sinister Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, have a lot to account for.

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