Sayeth The Moral Voice Of Republicans

Here comes the slow pitch from Mitch "Missy" McConnell's girl:

The murder of Jamal Khashoggi as described by the Turkish press is an atrocity. We must get to the bottom of this, and if the Saudis killed Mr. Khashoggi, those responsible must be held accountable.

— Sen. Susan Collins (@SenatorCollins) October 17, 2018

Anyone care to swing?

Susan, Susan, Susan... we believe _something_ happened to Khashoggi, but without corroborating witnesses can we really be sure that this autopsy expert with a bonesaw is the autopsy expert with a bonesaw who cut up a man while he was still alive?

— Girl Geek For Voting Nov 6 (@girlgeek_rva) October 17, 2018

What's important here is to get MbS on the Supreme Court so we can move on past all this ugliness. And I hope the silver lining out of this is that future victims of pre-mortem vivisection will think ahead and report properly by livestreaming their murders to YouTube.

— Girl Geek For Voting Nov 6 (@girlgeek_rva) October 17, 2018

Plus, I hear MBS is quite fond of beer. He likes beer. He drinks beer. Have you ever used a bone saw, Senator?

— The Wolf-maisany (@maisany) October 18, 2018

How much are you going to accept to let this one go, too? Like Dr Ford...it happened but ANYONE else did it? You have the credibility of a fruitfly.

— Brown Eyed Susan (@smc429) October 18, 2018

Collins: I believe that Mr. Khashoggi was killed but I don't believe he remembers correctly who did it.

— 🇺🇸 Vote November 6 🇺🇸 (@Openmind67) October 18, 2018

Yes!!! You can ask Trump to conduct a thorough 5-day investigation where you only ask the Saudis to show their calendars and ask if they recollect anything. Then you can say you believe something happened to #JamalKhashoggi but he must be mistaken about who did it.

— JadeinNM (@Jadeinnm) October 17, 2018