Tip: if you're gonna to join a cult try to find one where the leader knows how to close an umbrella— ☇RiotWomenn☇ (@riotwomennn) October 27, 2018
Trump today.
When you can't figure it out, just drop it pic.twitter.com/Ksw1m8LtEr
We found several metaphors for his buffoonery here. Ours is: The umbrella represents Trump's cult followers protecting him. Trump casually abandons it while entering his well-appointed plane, leaving the umbrella upside down in the rain without a backward glance. MAGA, suckers.