Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Tweet Of The Day: Sidecar Lindsey


South Carolina Senator, antebellum fan collector, and Attorney General aspirant Lindsey "Huckleberry" Graham may have to head for the smelling salts and fainting couch after former Rethuglican operative Steve Schmidt's twitter blast earlier today:

My stars and bars, whatevah are you implyin' suh? At one time, Huckleberry hung around the late Sen. John McCain presumably to absorb whatever mojo McCain was giving off, but has become one of sociopath and con man Donald "Rump" Trump's most reliable, slavish supporters, especially in his defense of angry preppy drunk and assaulter Brett "KavaNut" Kavanaugh.

Huckleberry was at an Atlantic magazine affair today, where he attempted to defend his new master's outrageous mocking of KavaNut's victim, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, at a Nuremberg rally in Mississippi yesterday. Huckleberry wasn't pleased when the audience booed his flaming nonsense. Huckleberry has been the object of scorn since his theatrical outburst at last Thursday's Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, apparently performing for an audience of one in the White (Supremacist) House hoping to land the Attorney General position once Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is fired after the mid-terms. Whether that's in Huckleberry's future or not, he'll always be in the sidecar.