In a likely futile effort to focus narcissistic buffoon and Very Stable Genius Donald "Rump" Trump on his job, White (Supremacist) House adult care supervisor John Kelly is carving out something called "Policy Time" for Rump out of his
"CNN has reported that the president's morning 'executive time' often consisted of Trump skimming headlines, smartphone in one hand, a landline in the other and Fox and Friends blaring in the background. Politico last month reported that Trump's schedule included an increasing amount of free time, with some days having as many as nine hours of "executive time."Rump barely reads the Presidential Daily Briefings, and relies on the clowns at the Fux Channel for his information. As bad as that sounds, we'd rather have him wolfing down cheeseburgers and KFC in his pajamas while absorbing the wisdom of Steve "Douchy" Doucy and his fellow Fox and Friends couch potatoes than getting briefed on classified matters and sharing it with our adversaries over his personal iPhone.
(photo: "Me want more Executive Time!")