Thursday, January 31, 2019
Cain Unable
As an emblem of neo-fascist sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump 's commitment to hire "only the best" people, former pizza boss and clueless sexual harasser Herman Cain was seen at the White (Supremacist) House earlier today, apparently under consideration for a position on the Federal Reserve Board. Recall that in the 2012 Presidential race, Cain was the token African-American Rethug who had big problems discussing foreign policy issues, and who came up with the ridiculed and regressive "9-9-9" tax plan. He had to drop out after several women came forward and accused him of sexual harassment. In other words, he'd fit right in with the Rump regime.
We believe a far more appropriate appointment would be as Rump's ambassador to Uzbekistan.
(photo: Chip Somodevilla)