Saturday, March 30, 2019
No Balls
As the 2019 Major League Baseball season got underway last week, a tradition reaching back over 100 years continues to be ignored by corrupt sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump, who declined to throw out the first pitch for this season. Perhaps his hands are too small to grip the baseball, or perhaps there was concern about his girth getting in the way of a smooth windup. Could be those bone spurs are acting up again. Most likely is that he fears getting booed lustily by fans.
His sports safe space appears to be on the links at one of his branded golf clubs, playing with whatever doofus thinks that Rump is a class act who doesn't cheat. Sad!
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He knows that video of him throwing the ball into the ground five feet in front of the plate would be playing on an endless loop all over the world. Not that it would keep him from declaring it a strike, right down the middle. At 101 mph.
bluzdude -- Heh heh heh, well played (no pun intended)!
There is no conventional tradition he won't refuse to do. Even the simple, fun ones like this are too fraught with potential humiliation because he can't bear to be made fun of. A jerk with no sense of humor.
donnah -- It would be fun to see him wind up and end up falling off the pitcher's mound, but as you say, no sense of humor.
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