No Balls

As the 2019 Major League Baseball season got underway last week, a tradition reaching back over 100 years continues to be ignored by corrupt sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump, who declined to throw out the first pitch for this season. Perhaps his hands are too small to grip the baseball, or perhaps there was concern about his girth getting in the way of a smooth windup. Could be those bone spurs are acting up again. Most likely is that he fears getting booed lustily by fans.

His sports safe space appears to be on the links at one of his branded golf clubs, playing with whatever doofus thinks that Rump is a class act who doesn't cheat. Sad!