At some bogus photo op conference yesterday at the White (Supremacist) House, demagogue and Moscow asset Donald "Rump" Trump and his lusted-after daughter Ivanka (Complicit) Trump assembled a group of sychophantic executives to tout American innovation. Inexplicably, Apple CEO Tim Cook was seated next to Rump absorbing the nonsense. First, after Ivanka praised daddy for his imaginary leadership, he grabs her hand (he restrained himself) and calls her "honey." Then, the Very Stable Genius turns to Cook and thanks him for following his orders to keep jobs in the U.S., referring to him as "Tim Apple." Bwahahaha. That's what you get, Timmy, for selling out to this crime family (ditto to all the CEOs who participated). Watch the exchange, via Chris Hayes' "Thing 1 Thing 2" segment:
Perhaps he was rattled by all of the subpoenas flying in his and his enablers' direction. Or perhaps he was still feeling a little tingle from touching his daughter. But Twitter was highly amused:
Hey #TimApple, how about you, Elon Tesla, Bill Microsoft & Jeff Amazon team up and create something amazing? Leave Mark Facebook at home though.— Habidastrous (@Habidastrous) March 6, 2019
Reads notes: ‘Tim from Apple’... Definitely must be his name. ‘From’ must be his middle name too, so I’ll leave that out, I’m so clever. Thanks #TimApple #Apple pic.twitter.com/CJzCkU9OwI— Andrew // PLYR (@AndrewPLYR) March 6, 2019
Tim Apple played himself when he decided to go to a meeting with Donald Emotionally And Morally Bankrupt & Ivanka Macy Put All My Clothes on Clearance.— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) March 7, 2019
Stable genius calls Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple”, while Princess Nepotism looks on.— laney (@misslaneym) March 6, 2019
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This isn't the first time the Very Stable Genius has done this:
"Marillyn Lockheed" pic.twitter.com/9hUbrTeXlq— Dave Brown (@dave_brown24) March 22, 2018
Be sure to check out #timapple for more hilarity.
