Twit Tweet, Thwap: UK Edition

British codswallop purveyor and Trump brown noser Piers Morgan has an attention-grabbing modest proposal to make:

I've given this a lot of thought & come to the conclusion that only one person can now sort out this ridiculous Brexit mess: @realDonaldTrump.
He'd take no sh*t from the EU, or Parliament, or anyone.
And he definitely wouldn't lose his voice.
Mr President, my country needs YOU. pic.twitter.com/55zHkUMmvQ

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 14, 2019

Right-o, Piers. Now let the mockery begin!

Everything after “a lot of thought” is a contradiction.

— Chad Clifton (@ChadClifton10) March 14, 2019

He’s not going to date you, Piers

— Rogue WH Snr Advisor (@RogueSNRadvisor) March 14, 2019

“The kitchen’s on fire, quick, go get the petrol can“

— Dean (@JustBeADean) March 14, 2019

Are we talking about the same Donald Trump who was just ordered to pay the Scottish government's attorney's fees because his lawsuit was laughably frivolous?

— Pé Resists (@4everNeverTrump) March 14, 2019

We will gladly ship him out on the next Boeing 737 Max 8. You may keep him permanently. He requires a great deal of attention and many bags of Macdonalds.

— She is Dr. Zoroaster (@Zoroaster8911) March 14, 2019

Good lord, are you serious?

He’s a con man. Always has been. He can’t sort out a sock drawer.

Either way, he doesn’t have anything remotely like GB’s best interests at heart... or the US’s either for that matter

— ryan smith (@resumisu) March 14, 2019

Oh, please, please, PLEASE take him and keep him forever.

— Donna Hernandez (@dlhspellbound) March 14, 2019

Oh Piers you truly are priceless you catchfart throttlebottom

— SuzeCY (@festinagirl) March 14, 2019

And to illustrate that last colorful description:

lmao come on man pic.twitter.com/QJekcE1Vr2

— hussein kesvani (@HKesvani) March 14, 2019

Well done, Piers, you catchfart throttlebottom!