British codswallop purveyor and Trump brown noser Piers Morgan has an attention-grabbing modest proposal to make:
I've given this a lot of thought & come to the conclusion that only one person can now sort out this ridiculous Brexit mess: @realDonaldTrump.— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 14, 2019
He'd take no sh*t from the EU, or Parliament, or anyone.
And he definitely wouldn't lose his voice.
Mr President, my country needs YOU. pic.twitter.com/55zHkUMmvQ
Right-o, Piers. Now let the mockery begin!
Everything after “a lot of thought” is a contradiction.— Chad Clifton (@ChadClifton10) March 14, 2019
He’s not going to date you, Piers— Rogue WH Snr Advisor (@RogueSNRadvisor) March 14, 2019
“The kitchen’s on fire, quick, go get the petrol can“— Dean (@JustBeADean) March 14, 2019
Are we talking about the same Donald Trump who was just ordered to pay the Scottish government's attorney's fees because his lawsuit was laughably frivolous?— Pé Resists (@4everNeverTrump) March 14, 2019
We will gladly ship him out on the next Boeing 737 Max 8. You may keep him permanently. He requires a great deal of attention and many bags of Macdonalds.— She is Dr. Zoroaster (@Zoroaster8911) March 14, 2019
Good lord, are you serious?— ryan smith (@resumisu) March 14, 2019
He’s a con man. Always has been. He can’t sort out a sock drawer.
Either way, he doesn’t have anything remotely like GB’s best interests at heart... or the US’s either for that matter
Oh, please, please, PLEASE take him and keep him forever.— Donna Hernandez (@dlhspellbound) March 14, 2019
Oh Piers you truly are priceless you catchfart throttlebottom— SuzeCY (@festinagirl) March 14, 2019
And to illustrate that last colorful description:
lmao come on man pic.twitter.com/QJekcE1Vr2— hussein kesvani (@HKesvani) March 14, 2019
Well done, Piers, you catchfart throttlebottom!