In the current Trumpian environment, it's even harder to distinguish reality from a parody in The Onion. Here they report on Trump defense attorney and redaction-happy William "Low" Barr's plan to give the results of the Mueller investigation report in the form of a multi-media interpretive dance. An excerpt from The Onion's exclusive reporting, quoting "Barr":
"The American people deserve to see a full performance of me lying nude and motionless on a concrete slab under a Cubist portrait of Mueller as masked, mute figures representing Donald Jr., Michael Flynn, and Michael Cohen slowly walk in circles, tearing pieces of paper and scattering them over me, every so often extemporaneously interrupting the sounds of kettle drum and lagerphone by erupting in a primal scream."Our reaction: don't give them any ideas. Also, Barr in leotards would have to be redacted.
(image: The Onion)
