Sending A Boy To Do An Adult's Job

Jack-of-all-trades and master of none Jared "Mr. Ivanka Trump" Kushner is having a tough time being taken seriously no matter what assignment he's given by his incompetent father-in-law. The Middle East peace accord is nowhere because Kushner became the unofficial spokesman for Likudnik Prime Minister Bibi "Bomb Bomb" Netanyahyu's position, rather than a neutral arbiter between Israel and the Palestinian Authority.

In another slapdash move, Kushner was dispatched to Capitol Hill Tuesday to explain "his plan" for immigration reform to Rethuglican Senators, and according to sources, he was out of his depth. When the Senators questioned him about "his plan," Kushner wasn't able to answer, and had to turn to racist gnome Stephen Miller for a response, which tells you how nasty the plan must be if he's involved. Indeed, there's no consideration of DACA / Dreamers, keeping them in legal limbo, and the plan envisages a "merit-based" system < cough, white Europeans > be adopted. While publically appearing supportive of Kushner, the private assessment of him was not good:

“He’s in his own little world,” said one individual familiar with the discussion in the meeting, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to freely describe the session. “He didn’t give many details about what was in [his plan]. . . . And there were a number of instances where people had to step in and answer questions because he couldn’t.”

Despite the cool reception and lack of details in the plan, his bigoted father-in-law is expected to roll it out as soon as today as a political document with no hope of passage. It will be like corrupt Trump defense lawyer William "Low" Barr's "summary" of the Mueller investigation report: a lie meant to distract from reality.