While Trump country suffered a week of record breaking flooding and a rash of deadly tornadoes, blimp- who- lives- to- play- golf Donald "Rump" Trump is in Japan tooling around with despicable bootlick Shinzo Abe at the Mobara Country Club in Chiba Prefecture. (Reminds us of that infamous George Bush moment when his golf game was temporarily interrupted by news of a terrorist attack.)
He sure cares about "his people," amirite? But it was important for Extremely Stable Genius Trump to be in Japan to conduct the affairs of state, of which he is singularly ignorant.
Making good use of his time, when he wasn't golfing, Trump was watching a sumo tournament (insert Trump as sumo jokes here), presenting a trophy modestly named after himself:
Do you see two asses in the picture? So do we.
This after he wasted no time slapping his kowtowing hosts on arrival, criticizing Japan for a "substantial edge" in trade.
Americans will remember the nations and the leaders who flattered and enabled our puerile monster, starting with Japan's Abe, who doubtless was responsible for this very mini- demonstration:
"Japan Loves Trump"? "Japan Stands With Trump"? Looks like the size of the crowd at Trump's inaugural.
(Photos: Top - POOL/VIA KYODO; Middle - Jonathan Ernst/Reuters; Bottom - Erin Schaff, New York Times)
