Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Shocking! Trump Jumps On UK's "Third Rail"



Narcissistic shitgibbon and would-be autocrat Donald "Not Exonerated" Trump stepped in his own prolific droppings again during today's brief press conference in London with outgoing Prime Minister Theresa May. He generously announced that any future U.S. - U.K. bilateral trade deal would include the U.K.'s highly popular National Health Service (NHS), akin to our "third rail" of Medicare and Social Security combined, and rightfully so. May, who was eager to limit the damage of Trump's reckless remark, then emphasized that some areas were off the table for those negotiations. If Trump thinks the U.K. will open the NHS to U.S. "investors" or corporate predators under a trade agreement, he must be off his Adderall.

His clumsy meddling in British politics continued with praise for Trumpian buffoon Boris Johnson, who is a candidate for Prime Minister, and attacks on Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn, with whom he refused to meet, and London Mayor Sadiq Khan, whom Trump had called a "stone cold loser" in one of his unhinged tweets. Khan, for one, doesn't hesitate to punch back, saying Trump's behavior was what "I would expect from an 11 year-old."  (Mayor Khan should apologize to 11 year olds; he's far worse).

UPDATE: British Labour MP Andrew Adonis had this to say:

Boomerang!

(image: The Joker's wild)