"...[W]hat a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful, how true that is..." Featherbrained but prescient former Republican Vice President Dan "Potatoe" Quayle, misquoting the motto of the United Negro College Fund ("A mind is a terrible thing to waste"), May 1989.
"Named after”?— Jeffrey Wright (@jfreewright) July 5, 2019
"Cornwallis **of** Yorktown"?
"Manned the amperts”?
“Ranned the ramparts"?
"Took over the airports”? (Wright brothers born 1867 & 1871)
"Fort McHendry”?
What in the wide world of hell is he talking about?#TrumpParade pic.twitter.com/j2lnsUn4Bg
Washington at the Battle of Baggage Claim #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories pic.twitter.com/8xBT0xanYx— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) July 5, 2019
Martha,— Laura E. Hess (@LauraEHess2) July 5, 2019
Trying my damndest to make the 5:15 flight out of Philly, but the Valley Forge traffic is a nightmare. Leave a lantern on for me...
Your, George#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories pic.twitter.com/ynerShnylr
My Dearest Rose,— JackWBower (@Trumpet1984) July 5, 2019
I'm afraid I must be the bearer of bad news. My flight has already been delayed a fortnight, and I fear it will be longer. The army has shut down the airport and the airplane will not be invented for 6 score and 7 years from now.#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson, please pick up the white courtesy horn. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories— Bearsheba (@Kupferer) July 5, 2019
George Washington directing the YE Olde Flying Tigers at the battle of Dulles International #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories #RevolutionaryWarAirports pic.twitter.com/MuqOydq8oX— Airship (@AirshipZR1) July 5, 2019
Dear James,— Rizzo Campbell (@RizzoCampbell) July 5, 2019
We ran out of covfefe near a fortnight ago. We raided the planes’ hospitality carts to no avail. The Redcoats had diamond status and entered the jetway before us. I fear the Dunkin’ at Gate 35B has been overrun. We are at a disadvantage #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Dearest Martha, please find enclosed a tracking number for my lost luggage at Philadelphia. It shall arrive to Mount Vernon via carriage in 21-25 days. Also enclosed is a receipt for the cost of parking my horse at Dulles for the weekend. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories— Shawna 🇺🇸⚔️🇬🇧 (@shawna1776) July 5, 2019
Actual footage of the U.S. Army storming the airports during the War of 1812: pic.twitter.com/z4CvvgjvzP— Derek Litvak (@TheTattooedGrad) July 5, 2019
New T-shirt design, I am taking orders #TrumpSpeech #FourthofJuly #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories pic.twitter.com/P2pbZ9DrX0— Edward Zaleski (@zaleed01) July 5, 2019
Many more hilarious tweets here. By the way, you will not see this example of Cadet Bone Spurs' infirmity in the mainstream media. They're pretending all is normal, as usual.
BONUS: Smoke gets in (their) eyes.
