Supporting Your Football Team While Black

A paranoid, gun-happy racist in Arkansas held a gun on four African-American teens who were selling discounted football tickets for their Wynne High School team door-to-door. Jerri Kelly, 46, made the teens lie face down on the ground while police were summoned. When the police arrived, she was arrested and charged with four counts of aggravated assault, false imprisonment, and endangering the welfare of a minor. We bet our last dollar that she's a stone cold Trumper.

Ironically, Kelly happens to be the wife of the county's jail administrator, which accounts for the fact that no mugshot was taken of her. He posted bond for her release.