Sunday, August 4, 2019

Today In Moscow Mitch



Yesterday, Putin's other asset in Washington, malevolent Moscow Mitch McConnell, was at the traditional St. Jerome's Catholic Church picnic in Fancy Farm, KY.  While lobbing some stale zingers about "communists," the New Green Deal and Medicare for All, the lame traitor was serenaded with chants of "Moscow Mitch":





The Democratic candidate for Treasurer, Michael Bowman, had some pretty choice zingers that likely pierced Moscow Mitch's turtle shell:
It was a little dangerous getting on the stage today because I nearly tripped over the leash that the Russians put on Mitch McConnell.
and, after Moscow Mitch turtled off, 
I see that the senator is no longer here.  I’m sure the Russians needed him more than we did. Probably to teach him new tricks. I wouldn’t know what, he already knows how to roll over.
Moscow Mitch's likely opponent, Amy McGrath, opted not to attend the picnic.  Moscow Mitch probably wishes he hadn't, too.

BONUS The schadenfreude is overwhelming us.  "Thoughts and prayers!"

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