Sunday, November 17, 2019

"Now Bend Over And Say Ahhh"



As a number of media outlets reported, sociopath and mentally unstable con man Donald "The Chosen One" Trump had an unscheduled "medical exam" at Walter Reed National Medical Center yesterday. The fact that it didn't appear on his schedule prompted speculation that it was some sort of medical emergency (attack of post-Veterans Day bone spurs? Adderall overdose?). One real possibility is elevated blood pressure, given the unfolding impeachment inquiry, political campaigns and court cases he's lost, and his defribrillator-friendly diet. In any event, we can never rely on the White (Supremacist) House to give the straight story:



Perhaps it's time for the White (Supremacist) House to roll out their former physician, Dr. Ronny "Candy Man" Jackson for another sweaty, dry-mouth fantastic tale about how Trump could live another 200 years, and that he's a svelte 239 pounds. Urgent times require urgent lies.

BONUS:  We can always dream --


(photo: Being Preznit is a heavy lift)