News Item: Trump's former undocumented housekeepers told the press that narcissistic buffoon Donald "Mango Mussolini" Trump had some odd habits, like insisting on two full boxes of TicTacs (for kissing women other than his wife) and one half box. That odd combination applied to the narcissist's orange face makeup:
"The same rule applied to the Bronx Colors-brand face makeup from Switzerland that Trump slathered on — two full containers, one half full — even if it meant the housekeepers had to regularly bring new shirts from the pro shop because of the rust-colored stains on the collars. A special washing machine in the laundry room was reserved for his wife Melania Trump’s clothing." (our emphasis)His Red Cap Cult might be interested in imitating their Dear Leader, so the Bronx Colors face makeup is now being promoted by the company:
You gotta know he spends more time on his hair and makeup than he does reading the Presidential Daily Briefings.
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So he slathers on orange paste makeup and blames the light bulbs for making him look orange. FFS.
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