We're not drinkers, but this announcement calls for downing some 190 proof Everclear:
The Council's other title is the "Council to Re-Elect Donald Trump Regardless of the Cost."
A few of them stand out like yellow snow: Princess Nepotism and her consort, Master Jared, whose only "business" experience, respectively, is branding knock-off clothing made in China, and nearly bankrupting his family's real estate business. Then there's Larry "Wrong Again" Kudlow, an "economic advisor" who lacks an economics degree and who said in February that the COVID-19 virus was contained, and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, who suffers from narcolepsy and from ties to shady foreign banks. To no one's surprise, no health officials, no organized labor, no minority representation, no one to contradict the Very Stable Genius. All are his massively unqualified rubber stamps.
Some sentiments expressed on Twitter:
God help us pic.twitter.com/p9QEEEYvZ7— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) April 13, 2020
experts pictured, counter clockwise from left:— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) April 13, 2020
1-didn't finish bachelors degree
2-nepotist
3-nepotist-in-law
4-foreclosure king, eclipse chaser
5-TV's Larry Kudlow
6-man whose healthcare-related job is (checks notes) negotiating foreign trade deals
7-man who sleeps in meetings
The Fraud Squad— SL Cross (@SLCross3) April 13, 2020
On the council to re-open America, the same people who fucked up the closing of America. By the way, anyone see an expert on pandemics up there? pic.twitter.com/LEkAEJMpAu— republiculos (@republiculos) April 13, 2020
A friend sends pic.twitter.com/3VjVfa1WQF— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 13, 2020
2 comments:
It would be hilarious if it weren't so tragic. No one with scientific knowledge to temper the fervor they have to get the vaults opened up, no one with a track record of handling a massive undertaking that they face right now. They'll fiddle around, work up some completely useless and unachievable plan, wave it around like it's something legitimate, then make some dangerous decisions that will get people killed.
But they'll get their grift on.
Or the ad for the worlds worst law firm on late night TV. Bankruptcy, divorce, hernia mesh, car accident, your one stop shop
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