Monday, April 13, 2020

The Great Re-Opening: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?


We're not drinkers, but this announcement calls for downing some 190 proof Everclear:


The Council's other title is the "Council to Re-Elect Donald Trump Regardless of the Cost."

A few of them stand out like yellow snow: Princess Nepotism and her consort, Master Jared, whose only "business" experience, respectively, is branding knock-off clothing made in China, and nearly bankrupting his family's real estate business. Then there's Larry "Wrong Again" Kudlow, an "economic advisor" who lacks an economics degree and who said in February that the COVID-19 virus was contained, and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, who suffers from narcolepsy and from ties to shady foreign banks. To no one's surprise, no health officials, no organized labor, no minority representation, no one to contradict the Very Stable Genius. All are his massively unqualified rubber stamps.

Some sentiments expressed on Twitter: