Tuesday, June 23, 2020

The Trump Bus Claims Two Victims



Two of the Trump regime's most ardent cultists told the press within the last 48 hours that unfit narcissist and pandemic response bungler Donald "COVID Donnie" Trump was joking or being tongue-in-cheek when he told his disappointing cult gathering Saturday night in Tulsa that he asked his regime to do less testing for the coronavirus. Trump's quack "economic" advisor Peter "A Peter" Navarro and his latest spokesliar Kayleigh "Inane" McEnany shouldn't have been surprised when their cult leader threw them under the bus today, when he said about the less testing claim, "I don't kid." Since he's been equating expanded testing with increasing positives for COVID-19, and thus with his bad management of the virus and bad poll numbers, it's no surprise that he's not kidding about doing less testing.

On a related front, Navarro may be permanently chained to the wheels of Trump's bus when he sent the markets down on his statement on the Fux channel that the trade talks with China were over, only to be contradicted later in a tweet by the Twit in Chief.

(image: The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round....)