Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Bye Bye Beauregard!




Weaselly Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, whose only act approaching integrity in his long career was to follow the rules and recuse himself from the Russia election meddling investigation, lost bigly to his Trump- endorsed opponent in yesterday's Republican Senate primary in Alabama.  Game and career over, Beauregard.

But if you're thinking Beauregard has come to any epiphany over the politics and nature of his former boss and current antagonist, think again.  In his concession speech, the subservient little elf had this to say:
“I think it’s time for this Republican Party to listen to the Donald Trump agenda because he has talked about those things frankly and openly,” Sessions said Tuesday night, adding that the president can win a second term — as long as he “stays on message.”
"On message" meaning the culture war Trump's leading, waving the Confederate flag and cracking down on peaceful protesters.

We won't be missing you at all, you little man.

5 comments:

donnah said...

Another Confederate monument toppled!

Couldn't happen to a lousier guy, so good riddance to bad racists. Tuperware won't last long because Trump endorsed him and hopefully that's the kiss of death. Time for a Democrat!

W. Hackwhacker said...

donnah -- good and amusing points ("Tuperware" :-) wonder if he burps when you shut him up?)

bluzdude said...

He needs to go back to making crackers in a hollow tree.

W. Hackwhacker said...


bluzdude -- if the elves would have him back! He certainly knows something about crackers =rimshot=

donnah said...

ha ha, Hacks! Crackers, indeed!