Thursday, July 16, 2020

Bye Bye Parscale!


Grifting choad Brad Parscale was demoted (via Facebook!) as the "campaign" "manager" for the Trump re- election effort (a.k.a., the Titanic "Death Star") late yesterday:
President Donald Trump announced a new campaign manager for his 2020 re-election effort Wednesday, four months before voters head to the polls, in an effort to reset a campaign that has already been through multiple failed reboots. The announcement comes as he lags further behind his Democratic rival, former Vice President Joe Biden.
Trump said in Facebook post, and later on Twitter after the cyberattack on the platform, that he is removing his top campaign manager, Brad Parscale, and tapping deputy campaign manager Bill Stepien, a veteran Republican operative, to take over.
Stepien was campaign manager for both of former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie's gubernatorial runs and served as his deputy chief of staff, but he was fired in 2014 in the Bridgegate scandal that plagued Christie.
Parscale had been bleeding the "campaign" dry to make a big score before the orange pumpkin who's been his meal ticket disappeared.  It was noticed:


Nobody skims from the top in the Trump crime family except The Dumb Don!  And, after he had just received public assurance that he had the whole crime family's confidence, too:



One day they have "confidence," the next day they don't.  You'd think confidence people would be better at this.

More importantly, perhaps, in Parscale's sacking was the unmitigated disaster of the Tulsa rally super spreader event, which Parscale had inflated into a million- moron happening only to have a little over 6,000 morons attend in a mostly empty arena.  Oh, that and plummeting poll numbers:



Certainly, the Trumpers will put a brave face on this:



But here's the main problem, of course:




At least Parscale can take comfort in his waterfront mansion, pair of condos, yacht and Ferrari as the "campaign" he once "managed" fades into the sunset.

BONUS:  From the wayback machine --