Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Gohmert Tests Positive For COVID-19




In a magnificent piece of schadenfreude, Texas' gift to satire, far-right Rep. Louie "Screwy Louie" Gohmert tested positive for COVID-19 today, according to sources. Gohmrt is one of demagogue and con man Donald "Disinfectant Donnie" Trump's most rabid defenders. He participated in yesterday's Judiciary Committee hearing that saw Dems defenestrate corrupt Trump consigliere William "Low" Barr, so he may have passed the virus on to his Rethug colleagues as a special gift (ed. -- please let it be Low Bar and crazy sex abuse witnesser Rep. "Gym" Jordan, among others):
"Gohmert's positive cast immediately led to new criticism on Capitol Hill directed at those who do not wear masks. Gohmert's positive case came a day after he attended a hearing with Attorney General Bill Barr and other colleagues. 

Gohmert, 66, has spoken about not wearing a mask.

'I don't have the coronavirus, turns out as of yesterday I've never had it. But if I get it, you'll never see me without a mask,"'he told CNN in June. 

Department of Justice spokeswoman Kerri Kupec said Barr will be tested today. 

On Tuesday, Barr testified before the House Judiciary Committee. Gohmet walked around his colleagues in the hearing room and outside it without a mask." (our emphasis)
Now, Screwy Louie can follow the advice of his Dear Leader for treatment. Let's see, injection of disinfectant, sticking lights where the sun don't shine, pray for a miracle....

BONUS: Reactions to Screwy Louie's predicament:







(photo: "Say whut?" Patrick Semansky/Getty)

2 comments:

Mart said...

He is too rotten to get hit too hard - see Bolsonaro/Johnson. Plus he's got demon witch dreams, hydrochloroquackery, and zinc to help get him through this. Thoughts and prayers.

Hackwhackers said...

Mart -- Agree with you. The innocent are the ones to suffer most.