Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Trump Jr.'s Speech Prompts Cocaine Comments


The other Trump failson, his unloved spawn and great white hunter Donald Jr., was given a slot to spout some nonsense about the dystopia that awaits if the Biden - Harris ticket wins in November. But while his mouth was moving, people were noticing and commenting on Junior's eyes:



It wasn't long before #cocaine trended on twitter, with many apparent cocaine aficionados noting his moist, glassy and bloodshot eyes. You owe it to yourself to check out the comments at the link.

Of course, Trump nepotism week (a.k.a. the Trump National Convention) had to include Junior's girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, who screamed her sycophantic speech in an empty room, at one point indicating that Puerto Ricans were "immigrants," despite their long status as American citizens. She seemed to be, shall we say, hyped up, too (see first video below):



As one observer put it:

We can expect Third Lady Melon to be conversely medicated for her likely plagiarized speech today from her newly-ruined Rose Garden (see preview below). We'll run out of drugs before we run out of Trumps.

2 comments:

Mart said...

Mother Jones added North Korean rally music to Guilfoyle's demented hollering. Ads a little something. https://www.motherjones.com/2020-elections/2020/08/kimberly-guilfoyle-rnc-speech-north-korea/

Hackwhackers said...

Mart -- Thanks for the links!