Very Stable Genius and Russian asset Donald "Tovarich" Trump took time out this morning from his nonstop watching of Fux TV, to pretend that he cared about the people killed on 9 / 11 by visiting the Shanksville, PA memorial site. However, the clown that keeps talking about how mentally fit he is couldn't remember some of the Pledge of Allegiance, and looked unsteady as he skipped some of the words. His Slovenian-born third wife Melon didn't even bother to try (perhaps they didn't cover that in citizenship class). She missed an opportunity to wear her "I Really Don't Care, Do U?" coat again.
Trump doesn't seem to know the words to the Pledge of Allegiance https://t.co/LTQqccPuXC— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 11, 2020
Perhaps Trump remembered that he'd already pledged allegiance to the Russian Federation, in exchange for loan extensions now or for lucrative business deals post-Presidency. A sampling of reactions:
The words he knows contain a pledge to Putin instead. Looks like Melania doesn’t know either. She keeps looking at him.— Liat 🌊🇬🇱🇺🇸 #democratsavage✊ (@arunningriot) September 11, 2020
Stops at “under God.” If it were anyone else, the right would be in a tizzy by now. 🙄— SL Roberts (@slroberts6) September 11, 2020
"I pledge allegiance to whoever will pay me most and to whatever country they come from, many bank accounts, untraceable, with liberty and justice to everyone but me."— Mark Gray (@rich29uk) September 11, 2020
Melania has..bigger hands.— Katie Emma (@oneconnelly1) September 11, 2020
He seems to be having trouble standing, he's doing a lot of weaving around.— Tracy Fitzpatrick (@TracyFi52245153) September 11, 2020
I bet he knows the Russian National Anthem though.— Mac (@MacCheeseShow) September 11, 2020
He looks drunk and about to pass out.— Doomscrolling Daisy (@DaisyRey) September 11, 2020
Seriously, he appears unwell.
Him not seemingly knowing the words and FLOTUS not even bothering with them is pretty on brand for them. And they cannot even hide his uncontrollable twitching and swaying any longer.— Michael Koehler (@mjkoehler) September 11, 2020
The truth is that Trump believes that the Pledge of Allegiance -- like sacrifice, duty and honor -- is for suckers and losers.
