Friday, September 11, 2020

Trump Stumbles Over Pledge Of Allegiance


Very Stable Genius and Russian asset Donald "Tovarich" Trump took time out this morning from his nonstop watching of Fux TV, to pretend that he cared about the people killed on 9 / 11 by visiting the Shanksville, PA memorial site. However, the clown that keeps talking about how mentally fit he is couldn't remember some of the Pledge of Allegiance, and looked unsteady as he skipped some of the words. His Slovenian-born third wife Melon didn't even bother to try (perhaps they didn't cover that in citizenship class). She missed an opportunity to wear her "I Really Don't Care, Do U?" coat again.


Perhaps Trump remembered that he'd already pledged allegiance to the Russian Federation, in exchange for loan extensions now or for lucrative business deals post-Presidency.  A sampling of reactions:









The truth is that Trump believes that the Pledge of Allegiance -- like sacrifice, duty and honor -- is for suckers and losers.


2 comments:

  1. I saw that pathetic display on TV and thought it cute that he and she practically snapped to attention with the gesture of putting their hands on their chests (usually it would be over their hearts, but I believe we have all had ample opportunity to see that neither of them has one), but then she didn't even try to say the pledge, and he, as usual, twisted around like a 3rd grader on stage for a school recital and tried to fake it. What a disgusting couple of losers. P.E.C.

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  2. P.E.C. -- As some of the commenters have noted, imagine the heads exploding on the right-wing if the Obamas or Bidens had performed the same way. Instead << crickets >> They deserve each other and their un-American supporters.

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