News item: “Multiple 911 calls have been made regarding boats being in distress, some sinking at the ‘Trump Boat Parade’ scheduled for Saturday afternoon on Lake Travis, according to the Travis County Sheriff’s Office. TCSO confirmed with CBS Austin that multiple boats have been sinking and are in distress,” CBS Austin reported Saturday. “The sheriff’s office says calls have been made about boats along the entire route of the parade, some of the locations include: Paradise Cove, Emerald Point and West Beach.”
Bwahahahaha--
Siri show me a metaphor for the Trump campaign https://t.co/dW7UGUHEfl— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) September 5, 2020
“Hello, I’d like to report an excessively on-the-nose metaphor in progress.” https://t.co/526kJJixZY— Josh Barro (@jbarro) September 5, 2020
I don’t know who came up with the hashtag #Dumbkirk, but it’s pretty darn brilliant. https://t.co/nsFzMhZ5El— Mark Jacob (@MarkJacob16) September 5, 2020
HAPPENING NOW: CBS confirms multiple boats are in distress and sinking on Lake Travis for the "Trump Boat Parade". pic.twitter.com/kAZcINHtg7— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) September 5, 2020
“Let’s now go live to Lake Travis. Scene of today’s Trump boat parade...” pic.twitter.com/kNvJsp6sJC— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) September 5, 2020
Blahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump boat parade at Lake Travis, Austin Texas today. Several boats in distress and sinking. Sounds like his Presidency. #BidenHarris2020 pic.twitter.com/xXmZKjRuZM— ResistPresidentDumbDumb (@ResistThePres) September 5, 2020
conservative politics centers around doing something dumb in public, managing to humiliate yourself, and then blaming it on outside nefarious forces pic.twitter.com/1rKruT5AJW— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) September 5, 2020
Such a metaphor rich event, but I'm going with drunk idiots who can afford the biggest boats not giving a damn about sinking the small ones.— Schooley (@Rschooley) September 5, 2020
BONUS: A first- hand account from a "survivor" (the hilarious Mr. Terhune) --
My boat sank in Lake Travis pic.twitter.com/EOsLk7sA9L— Brent Terhune (@BrentTerhune) September 5, 2020
(h/t Raw Story)
