Pence: The Fly's Choice

There's buzz about the fly that spent roughly two-and-a-half minutes feeding / defecating on the hair sprayed head of Trump's smarmy towel boy and termite buffet VP Mike "Dense" Pence in last night's debate. The black fly stood out against Pence's white head, and seemed about to set up housekeeping there, when it flew off to get a COVID-19 test.

Of course, the snark was rich:

That fly on Pence’s head is a metaphor

— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) October 8, 2020

EWWWWWWWWW that fly has Mike Pence on his stomach. #VPDebate

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 8, 2020

My debate ranking:
1. Senator Harris.
2. The fly.
3. Vice President Pence.

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) October 8, 2020

“I just couldn’t stand by and listen to his lies any longer.” pic.twitter.com/QCXUrEf4s0

— Kyle Woods (@_kywo) October 8, 2020

That fly smelled bullshit so it landed right on Pence’s head. #VPDebate pic.twitter.com/Yxc1owTxQJ

— Jackée Harry (@JackeeHarry) October 8, 2020

The fly on Pence's head just tested positive for COVID ☹️ #VPDebate #ScreamHere

— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) October 8, 2020

the fly sensed death pic.twitter.com/G8nG0PDReV

— JJDA5STAR༄ؘ (@TRU4NUDY) October 8, 2020

Thank you everyone for the thoughts and prayers.

I will be getting covid tested tomorrow, fingers crossed!

— Pence's Fly (@MichaelsFly) October 8, 2020

Coming up after the break, a @CNN exclusive pic.twitter.com/3p4SN7uFws

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 8, 2020

I love poop.

— Mike Pence's Fly 🏳️‍🌈 (@MikePenceFly___) October 8, 2020

 

And best of all:

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t pic.twitter.com/NbkPl0a8HV

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 8, 2020

(top photo: MSNBC screengrab)