Tweets Of The Day

 

The number to have --

 

1-866-OUR-VOTE. Call if you have any problems voting. That’s the tweet.

— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) October 31, 2020

 

Trump translated --

“Your support of me has laid bare your racism, your greed, and in some cases, regrettably, your ignorance, for the world to see. The only chance you have is to keep me in power. Otherwise, your failed economic, moral and social models will be dismantled, to your detriment”. https://t.co/Ecrqvfs6af

— Marc Murphy (@MurphyCartoons) October 31, 2020

 

S.O.S. -- 

 

Unlike some states, Texas, Florida, and North Carolina will report results pretty fast. The ideal outcome is for Biden to win one of them. If he does, it's a two-for-one special: Trump loses and there's no period of uncertainty.

People of those three states: please save us.

— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) October 31, 2020

 

Waxing prophetic? 

 

Delicious https://t.co/TICSEPPq4w

— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) October 31, 2020

 

Where will YOU find his laptop?! 

 

I found Hunter Biden’s Apple Newton inside a bag of Fig Newtons, and it’s got all the plans for “Big China Heist Crime Bad Stuff”

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) October 31, 2020

 

I found Hunter Biden's Blackberry at the bottom of a bottle of Strawberry Passion Awareness Fruitopia at a G. Love & Special Sauce show at the Variety Playhouse during the Lewinski hearings.

— Jared Lipof (@jaredlipof) October 31, 2020

 

I just found #HunterBiden's lost abacus in a pawn shop. It's got all the secrets in it man, all the secrets.

— Brian Regal, PhD (@tarbosaur) October 31, 2020