Earnestly provided with a straight face:
You must listen to your Leader's absolutely correct observation that voting is rigged! The fact that so magnificent a Leader as he failed to overcome the rigging of the system is proof that YOUR VOTE DOESN'T MATTER!! This is true in all elections, from here on out. Your Republican ballot will end up in a ditch, in a dumpster, or in a back room at your local post office. It's a fact!! There's no point in going to any trouble to vote, because YOUR VOTE DOESN'T MATTER!! It won't be counted and the Demoncrats will steal the election anyway with millions of pre- printed ballots from China or crooked voting machine software from Venezuela! Wake up sheeple! You'd be much better off, and it would be a better use of your time, to go to your church (no mask!) and pray that the Lord keeps black and brown people from getting the rights and benefits only you deserve, and that the government keep its hands off your Medicare and Social Security!! Fact!! You can also send money to your Leader's "election fraud" effort, which has the added benefit of helping him pay his legal bills past and future! If you've learned nothing from the Leader's snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory, it's that YOUR VOTE DOESN'T MATTER!!! (We heard somewhere the best way to get an idea to sink in is to repeat it three times!)
Georgia Republicans: Here's what you can do in the January runoff election. Nothing! Don't vote for either Sens. Purdue or Loeffler -- not because they're crooks, because they are -- but because YOUR VOTE DOESN'T MATTER!!! On January 5, stay home, don't mail in any ballot (they'll end up not getting counted anyway), and go bird watching (it's National Bird Day!). It's also the Twelfth Day of Christmas, so you can celebrate that in any manner you've personally discussed with the Lord in your head, as long as you don't wear a mask!
Remember, most of all, YOUR VOTE DOESN'T MATTER!!! (Oops, we exceeded our allotment!)
That should do it.
