Monday, November 23, 2020

BREAKING: Michigan Officially Certified For Biden

Within the last hour, the four member Michigan Board of State Canvassers officially certified the election results by a vote of 3 - 0, giving President-elect Joe Biden the official win, despite efforts by neo-fascist demagogue Donald "Mango Mussolini" Trump to subvert the will of Michiganders. The Board has four members, two Dems and two Republicans; one Republican member abstained.

Trump had personally and corruptly intervened with Michigan legislators and the two Republican Board of State Canvassers members to pressure them to disregard the vote in predominantly Democratic Wayne County (Detroit) and give the election to him. Lately, the Trumpers have been attempting to delay the certification vote, presumably to apply more pressure on key officials and muddy the waters with bogus voter fraud claims.

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