Disgraced lawyer and play pal of Jeffrey Epstein, Alan "Tighty-Whities" Dershowitz, has been buttering up his friend, sociopath and neo-fascist demagogue Donald "Mango Mussolini" Trump more than ever lately. There's speculation that Dershowitz may be angling for a pardon from Mango Mussolini, given this odd tweet:
Trump was absolutely right to pardon General Flynn. (Corrected link) How will this affect future pardons?
— Alan Dershowitz (@AlanDersh) November 29, 2020
Call 216-710-0050. My tweets are only the beginning of our conversation pls subscribe to the Dershow and like and share with friends and fam.https://t.co/uEq3hdJK79
Should I nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize because of his involvement in the Abraham Accords? I can nominate because I'm a professor emeritus at Harvard. What do you think I should do? Call 24/7 216-710-0050. Pls subscribe to the Dershow.https://t.co/CwXmGpriyP
— Alan Dershowitz (@AlanDersh) November 25, 2020
Both tweets prompted some spirited replies:
You must be looking for a pardon from the Epstein case
— Cindy 💙Biden/Harris💙RESIST💙 (@Sinati16) November 29, 2020
— Dev (@TweetyDevy) November 29, 2020
Are you positioning yourself to be on his payroll for all the legal work he’s going to need after he leaves office? Then yes, by all means, keep sucking up.
— Ruven Schwartz🇿 (@Snortwood) November 25, 2020
Hey look, a little Klingon in a rapidly decaying orbit around Trump's Uranus
— Saint Brian The Godless (@AWorldOutOfMind) November 25, 2020
Don't google "Alan Dershowitz underwear". Just don't do it.
— Clewtor200 (@clewtor200) November 28, 2020
(photo: "Tighty-Whities" and Epstein. New York Magazine)
