Report: Large wooden sculpture of a phallus is missing in southern Germany.
The Associated Press notes that the mystery's being vigorously probed by German police, but it seems like a pretty hard thing to solve, committed by some ballsy thieves. The police put out an All Phallus Bulletin (APB), but couldn't say whether the sculpture was circumcised or not. We'd recommend they begin their search in this Austrian town.
(photo: Best picture available, via German police)
