Sunday, December 6, 2020

Trump Consigliere Giuliani Has COVID

 

News this afternoon that The Elite Strike Force is losing its leader, Rudy "Hands in Pants" Giuliani, who's been not only spreading lies and losing lawsuits around the country, but also spreading coronavirus:

Rudy Giuliani, the personal attorney to President Donald Trump, has tested positive for Covid-19, Trump announced.

"Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!!" Trump wrote Sunday on Twitter.
Giuliani was admitted to Georgetown University Hospital on Sunday, a source familiar confirmed to CNN. [snip]
 
The former mayor of New York has been crisscrossing the country to battleground states, leading the President's long-shot legal battle to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.
 
Giuliani has repeatedly disregarded public health guidelines, appearing maskless in state capitols, hotel ballrooms and at indoor news conferences in recent weeks. At many of the events, most of the other people in the indoor settings were also not wearing masks.
 
At some of those events, Giuliani was spotted shaking hands, hugging and taking pictures with people while not wearing a mask.
 
He was most recently at the Georgia Capitol in Atlanta on Thursday to attend a Georgia state Senate hearing on the November election. During a break in the hearing, Giuliani removed the mask he was wearing to greet and take pictures with supporters.
 
He traveled to Michigan on Wednesday for a state House committee hearing that lasted four and a half hours, during which he was maskless as he pushed misleading claims that the election was stolen from Trump.
 
Not to be churlish, but he'll get the best care, probably with the same experimental drugs that Mango Mussolini was afforded, while  dozens of people whose lives are worth saving die by the hour in overcrowded ICU's around the country.  Who says there's justice in the world?

BONUS:
  
(Image: "Huh, why is that person wearing a mask??")


2 comments:

Infidel753 said...

Top pic looks to me like he's squeezing out an especially difficult fart.

Yeah, most likely, like Trump, he'll get first-class treatment and survive apparently unscathed, thus further convincing the Trumpanzee masses that covid-19 is no big lead, and thus shepherding even more of them to their doom.

W. Hackwhacker said...

Infidel -- that could be the moment he released his kracken! And you're right, he'll likely emerge smug and stupid as ever thinking it was all much ado over nothing.