Through his threat of starting a new political party, failed one- term "president" Donald "Mango Mussolini" Trump managed to bring his cowardly cultist caucus into line. The rotted out Republican Party will continue to be the Party of Trump, the stain indelible and damning.
However, should he decide to start a new party, the folks at Weekly Humorist have assembled a fine, descriptive list of possible names. Here are a few of our favorites:
The Know Fuck-all Party
The Washington Skinheads
The Career Suicide Squad
The Mar A Lago Beach Party
MAGA Maggots
Boogaloons
The Cockless Caucus
The Grand Old Putsch Party
KGB Best
The Illuminazis
Turd Reich
Incel Sams
Low IQAnons
Legion of Dupes
The Murdered Hooker Buried In The Desert Party
Trump’s Chumps
If you have other humorous offerings to contribute, please do so in the comments.
6 comments:
I have always liked Y'all Qaeda, but Vanilla ISIS covers the PNW contingent too.
rjnerd -- good ones!
I like Tengrain's suggestion of "the Coup Klux Klan" as the new name for the Republican party. So that one's taken.
How about either The No Nothing, No KKKnothing, or the KKKnow KKKnothing Party?
Or just RepubliKKKLANS?
No one can pick just one. And the nice thing is they aren't offensive to trump supporters. " Are you a member of the Washington skinheads?"
"Damn right and fin proud of it!!!!"
Infidel -- that's perfect.
Victor -- also perfect.
Seafury -- no doubt they'd wear it like a badge!
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