Thursday, January 14, 2021

Trump Stiffing Giuliani On Legal Fees



The flatulent leader of the Elite Strike Force Power Ranger Legal Kraken is finding out what so many others before him have learned the hard way:

Though Trump has been exceptionally furious with Vice President Pence, his relationship with lawyer Rudolph W. Giuliani, one of his most steadfast defenders, is also fracturing, according to people with knowledge of the dynamics between the men.

Trump has instructed aides not to pay Giuliani’s legal fees, two officials said, and has demanded that he personally approve any reimbursements for the expenses Giuliani incurred while traveling on the president’s behalf to challenge election results in key states. They said Trump has privately expressed concern with some of Giuliani’s moves and did not appreciate a demand from Giuliani for $20,000 a day in fees for his work attempting to overturn the election.

[Muffled hysterical laughing]  Lawsuits to follow!

It couldn't happen to a more deserving, possibly soon- to- be- disbarred mouthpiece.  Imagine being such a mook that you potentially trash your license to practice law and don't even get reimbursed for your humiliating antics.


4 comments:

Mart said...

Shade in fraud, or whatever the Germans say. This makes me happy.

W. Hackwhacker said...

Mart -- it's a win/win: Trump further cements his rep as a treacherous crook, and Giuliani as an addled fart machine.

donnah said...

Giuliani and Lindsey Graham, the two last polyps in Trump's ass, will be with him til the bitter end. So to speak.

W. Hackwhacker said...

donnah -- wish I'd thought of that line!