Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Chyron Of The Day

 

When will this "real crisis" come to a climax, you didn't ask?

As Wonkette rightly notes:

Because this is Tucker Carlson, we should emphasize that he's freaking out about sperm counts in the western world, and naturally assume that's a euphemism for the white world and that he's freaking out about white sperm counts, because that does seem like the specific thing that would keep Tucker's old balls up at night.
Now try to get that last image out of your mind.