The delusion runs deep in this family: Andrew 'Little Toot Toot" Giuliani is apparently seriously considering a run for Governor of New York, reports the New York Times and multiple sources. In the event you're not familiar with Trump co-conspirator and farting lunatic Rudy "Toot Toot" Giuliani's son, Andrew is quite the chip off the old block. Up until the Trump regime collapsed, Little Toot Toot was a special assistant to Dear Leader, at one time in charge of liaison with the sports world with little to show, but he's moved on deeper in the alternate reality world:
"Giuliani was hired last month by the conservative network Newsmax as a contributor."
Spouting off at Newsmax about voting machine fraud, maybe he can get sued by Dominion Voting Systems like his delusional daddy. He's also got a reputation for being a bullying asshole, too:
"In 2008, he sued Duke University, saying he had been improperly cut from the golf team. The school said the cut was proper and based on bullying behavior, which Giuliani denied. The lawsuit was dismissed in 2010." (our emphasis)
About which a Duke alumna comments:
Just remembering that Andrew Giuliani got kicked off the Duke golf team for being too much of an asshole. (And he tried to sue them for it.) And I say this as a Duke alumna: "Too much of an asshole" for Duke is really saying something. https://t.co/nqGj89Lx0j
— Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers) April 7, 2021
Dems hold a 2 to 1 registration advantage in New York State, and the Giuliani name has suffered greatly from the elder Toot Toot's slavish service -- likely criminal in some instances -- to Dear Leader in the past 5 years. But if he chooses to run, it will be fun watching this failson get roughed up in the Rethug primaries by some grown sharks.
(photo: Little Toot Toot, right, being directed to the Kiddie Kar. ABC7NY)
4 comments:
He looks like the evil superhero foe's evil dip-shit son. The one that takes over after dad is slain/in a supermax jail. Kinda plays one in real life too.
Mart -- Yes, he's got daddy's creepy "smile" too. How long before he trips up and is indicted for some crime?
Holy $#!T, he sued for being kicked off the golf team? That's about as Trumpish as it gets. I really hope he does run. He gives off the same punk-bully spoiled-brat frat-boy vibe as Trump's own snotty, elephant-murdering sons do. It will be hilarious watching him collide with a reality that doesn't show deference to his self-importance.
The founders of dynasties are often brutal narcissists who nevertheless have something of greatness in them, while their descendants inherit the bad but not the good. Rudy Giuliani was not always the dripping, farting, Borat-befuddled, dildo-parking-lot clown we see today. There was 9/11, after all. There is something of tragedy in his decline. It looks like his successor will offer only farce.
Infidel -- They all seem to be cut from the same dirty cloth: entitled, corrupt, arrogant, thoroughly nasty. Good point about the elder Giuliani's decline and fall and what we can expect from his bully son. We're betting his political "career" will be over before it starts, but it would be fun to see him roughed up in a primary.
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