Former Vice President and eternal bootlicker Mike "Lord of the Flies" Pence hasn't said much in the past few months since his former boss sent a violent mob looking to hang him. Blamed by mentally unstable seditionist Donald "Loser" Trump for not stopping the ceremonial counting of Electoral College votes on January 6 and declaring him President-for-Life, Pence has been busy trying to save what remains of a political future in the Trumpist Party. In other words, he's clammed up until now.
Yesterday, he took a timid step forward and two bold steps back when he said to a group of New Hampshire Republicans:
“As I said that day, Jan. 6 was a dark day in history of the United States Capitol. But thanks to the swift action of the Capitol Police and federal law enforcement, violence was quelled. The Capitol was secured. And that same day, we reconvened the Congress and did our duty under the Constitution and the laws of the United States. You know, President Trump and I have spoken many times since we left office. And I don’t know if we’ll ever see eye to eye on that day."
It's hard to see "eye to eye" when you're kissing his ass, as he then did:
“But I will always be proud of what we accomplished for the American people over the last four years. And I will not allow Democrats or their allies in the media to use one tragic day to discredit the aspirations of millions of Americans. Or allow Democrats or their allies in the media to distract our attention from a new administration intent on dividing our country to advance their radical agenda." (our emphasis)
FFS, Trump's cult chanted "hang Mike Pence" as they hunted him in the Capitol, and this is all he can summon up from his spineless core? Well, having watched the cringeworthy Mike Pence over the years as a Congressman, Governor, and Vice President, we expected nothing more, nothing less from this sanctimonious cypher.
(photo: A fly exerts pressure on Pence's hair-sprayed noggin)
