"A Toyota spokesman told me the company 'supports candidates based on their position on issues that are important to the auto industry and the company.' Apparently, constitutional democracy isn’t one of those issues. This leaves me with one question: Would anybody like to buy my 2017 Toyota Sienna? I suspect I’m not the only one who won’t be buying a(nother) Toyota. Toyota likes to say its cars are 'made in America' — while its actions are unmaking America." -- Dana Milbank on Toyota's bankrolling 37 of the insurrectionist House Republicans, and their statement doubling down on their support for the treason caucus. Milbank goes on to suggest new names for Toyota brands, like the "Toyota GunRunner (formerly 4Runner)," the "Toyota RAV4chan (formerly RAV4)," and the "Toyota Supremacist (formerly Supra)." Excellent satire.
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